have you ever realised that sleeping is just your eyes staring at your eyelids all night long

theokatz:

mater-tenebrarum:

Plot twist: A fat protagonist has a compelling arc and stays fat the whole time, because using weightloss to signify personal growth is fucked up and also lazy writing.

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togepathetic:

cashier: that’ll be $29.50
me:

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britney:

when you message somebody and it says “seen” and they don’t reply

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Marilyn knew what was up

watdawut:

Not in my neighborhood